Welcome to Punk's Guide on How to get your little pee pee wet. Before this guide starts I recommend that you fasten your seatbelts because it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Yes, this part of the guide is going to require you to find yourself a female. For those who have never seen a female in their lives, here are some examples of what these organisms look like.

When you finally choose the grill of your choice, approach the grill and start a conversation. 99.9% of the time the conversation should include things about the grill, and avoid talking about your anti-social life as much as possible. If all goes well in the conversation continue to Step 3.

Congratulations! you have made it to Step 3. Now, if you are on this step the grill has continued to talk to you, and you are one step closer to getting your little pee pee wet! *PLEASE NOTE* Some rare grills will only talk to you in order to be nice, so beware of this special breed. Continuing on, after you and your grill hit it off attempt at starting a relationship with the grill. If the grill declines your offer *MISSION FAILED WE'LL GET EM' NEXT TIME* but, if your grill accepts your offer *YEAHHHHHHHHH BOYYYYYYYY*.

If your grill accepted, please continue to Step 4.

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If you are a lucky your grill will be very easy in order to do the sexual acts with you, but if she is a stubborn do not make her do anything that she doesn't want to. Most grills in this day and age will make you wait around 2-3 months before these sexual acts may occur. We will continue this guide as if she made you wait those 2-3 months.

*FAST FORWARD 2-3 MONTHS*

Now that you have waited your 2-3 months and your grill is willing, the sexual acts may occur. *PLEASE NOTE* Remember to bring proper protection for such acts or else you may have kid in 9 months. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

If this guide helped getting your little pee pee wet, please make sure to friend me on Steam and tell me all about your experience. In the rare case that this guide didn't work, please see Step 1!