This guide (by the end of these fun, simple few steps) will ensure your confidence in realizing who the best girl is, and will make it even clearer for those worried on messing up the important task of naming best girl. For veterans and beginners alike, there's something to take away for everybody!

If you have any items, merchandising, or memorabilia pertaining to musical instruments that are NOT percussion based, dispose of them by whatever means necessary. The best option however is to sell them in a stand at your local comic convention, because there people will have easier time shoplifting you.



If the items are actual non-percussion instruments or objects related to the four other inferior girls, take described item(s), douse it/them in gasoline for 3-6 hours, and then expose thoroughly to a heated aerosol product of your choosing.

Head to your local music store and buy or order a Yamaha™ Rick Marotta Signature HipGig kit in Mellow Yellow.



Alternative options to obtain this set include (but are not limited to):

• eBay, an auction website
  
• Reverb, similar to eBay, but is limited to music-related sells
  
• Craigslist, which is also fantastic for trafficking
  
• Amazon, yeah good luck with that one

While waiting for your kit to arrive, direct yourself to your desired forum, pull a General Grevious and save pictures for your collection.



Once you finish there, click HERE[pastebin.com] and go through every existing archive. Thoroughness is key when you're collecting for best girl.

Now that you've collected enough smut, compile it all into slideshow and create a true film masterpiece that Ricchan would be proud of. If you're an elementary student or a degenerate that still hasn't upgraded past Windows XP, you may use Microsoft Powerpoint.

Now that your kit has arrived, it's time to get into the nitty gritty of things. Set it up where you have room in your household/parents' basement and make sure everything gets tinkered in place.
You'll now want drumsticks, a laptop or any equivalent media device, and a headband if you want to go the extra mile of complete retardation.



Now sit down at the drum set similar to a paraplegic and equip your optional headband if you want to, bonus points if it's yellow. If not, you can always urinate directly onto the headband, giving it that lemony hue. Next, bring your laptop next to you and queue up the song you'll be drumming along to, which will be best girl's own Girly Storm Shissou Stick.

It CANNOT be any other song or this step will not work ! ! !

Make sure to set it to loop and when you're ready, hit play and start jamming. At the same time, locate and start playing the slideshow you made earlier. You now must perform this song a total of 21 times without breaks nor fluids—hydration is for the weak. Make sure you have proper grip on your drumsticks and reality. With all these things factored in (and if you don't slip up), victory is certainly within your grasp!

So...you did it. You fought through and won. I have no doubt that you've successfully settled on who is the best girl. I now hope you're at ease and believe you can cherish a wonderful life with the spirit of best girl inside you. You can do your own part and retain this by doing really sick combat rolls and humiliating those who are frightened easily.



That's all from me today, and remember:
"If it plays the bass, light it up with mace!"

(or just throw barnacles at it)