you know what absolutely fucking gets to me? we're all taught that tin foil hats are supposed to block the government's intercepting mind signals, but because of the 'dish shape' of the hat and because of the aluminum, it actually AMPLIFIES the signal. the government has literally meme'd us into giving them our GOD DAMN BRAIN WAVES

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Uhmmmm... Excuse me? I am Dylan's concerned mother. I've noticed the vulgar, inexcusable things you have been saying to my son and I will NOT let this continue! You are being a bad influence, ever since you two started talking he began smoking, watching pornographic films, snorting coke, and discriminating against minorities. Please remove your profile from this website or I will report you to the police, and have them come to your house and arrest you. If you go to jail, I hope you drop the soap and lose your innocence.

hey you keep replying and i might just let u clean my asshole with ur tung

Can you mow my pubic grass with your teeth good sir

is mowing the grass .. Gay? 😳😳 first you .. yank the lever until it’s .. Turned on ..🔛😳 then you grip the head of the gas cap ⚙️ and twist it as you lubricate it with fuel ⛽️🙈 .. and then you push it up ⬆️ and down ⬇️ slowly until the job is done ✅ 😳