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Steps to becoming a DJ: How to start your path to a micspammer or a DJ.
Автор: Texas Razor
In a nutshell, this guide will teach you on the steps on how to become a DJ or Micspammer.
   
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Steps to becoming a DJ or Micspammer.
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1-Program or Mic?
First you gotta need to get the tools needed to play music or memeposts online. You gotta choose from, either using a program or playing music right from your mic.

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PROGRAM
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-If you use a program, theres a big chance for some/MOST servers having a auto mute system

-The auto mute will mute you cause your program activated a voice loop so you can hear what your playing.

-Using a program basically lets you play the music, 96-100% the way you found it.

-The program has a built in volume changer, so if theres a guy annoying you. PLAY THE STFU SONG ON 200% VOLUME.

-You will have to download the music first before playing it.

-A program you can use is SLAM.

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RIGHT FROM YOUR MICROPHONE
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-If your mic is crap, then the music will be crap.

-All servers will allow you to play music or MIC SPAM, but the people in the sever might vote mute you or manuelly mute you.

-Playing it from your mic might not be the best option cause if you do.
oYou'll have to get the song right fresh out of Youtube, Where it might buffer making people angry/sad/random emotion cause the music stop.
o If you download it by purchasing it like proper people, I hope you got a BIG AMOUNT OF CASH cause people might be requesting songs right and left (or simply just dont take requests to save the cash.)

-Costs you extra cash if you still dont got a mic.

-You can use any app that can play audio.

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2-You have the right to tell people what you'll take:

-Some people online usually want to burn people's ears with memeposts and earrape. You have the choice to accept what memeposts, music, and EarBreakers your gonna play.

-If people keep requesting and it stresses you out, you have the choice to take requests or not. Its not a must to take requests but its your choice on if your going to do it or not.

-Ask people to be really specific:
o When i was playing in a zombie server, A kid was saying on chat, "PLAY SONIC.EXE SONG!!!!11!1!". I searched it up online and found nothing about a sonic.exe song. So all i found was a FNAF song (called Just Gold) with some werid fanart of sonic.exe. I used it and the kid was satisfied. He also said "PLAY FNAF SONG NOW!", so i did it and he was satisfied. The lesson here is to ask people to be specific cause sometimes you cant find the songs they're looking for when all they saying are some kind of manure you dont understand.

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3-You have rights to fight for playing songs:

-If you find a person wanting to play a song, settle a agreement with them. So you would have the equal share of having turns playing music.

-If you find a guy or a kid who saying things like "O MY GUSH, CUN SOMEONE STOP HIM FROM PLAYING MUSIC. I PUCKING HATE MUSIC AND MANURE", or just being toxic about playing music. Tell him or that kid that a mute button exists and if your willing to help that person to mute, do so but its your choice.

-If you find another DJ or Micspammer trying to combat you in Music. Fight back. Its like how your a kid getting bullied. Stand up for yourself and fight back. In the DJ way, you have to play music louder than that person so you can be heard. You can also challenge that certain person to a music battle on which music is louder and stuff.
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4-Know the differences:
-Theres 2 kinds of people who play music on TF2. A DJ and a Micspammer.
o A DJ plays music that the people of the server wants and takes requests if he/she wants.
o A Micspammer plays music like Earrape and memeposts REALLY REALLY LOUD making the sever wanting to shut that person up.

-A DJ is usually muted when a person who is toxic, salty, or has no musical taste wants to shut em up. Usually Kids who want to focus on the game.

-A Micspammer is usually muted when EVERYONE or MOST OF THE PEOPLE of the server want to stop him/her from breaking their eardrums.

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I'll add things when I need too. Send me a message if i missed something.
The End Of The Guide
So you finish reading this guide? Good for you. I hope this guide I created would help you become the DJ or Micspammer you want to be. (There might be a increase of mic spammers and DJs because of this guide :P)

Picture for guide here: https://www.tes.com/lessons/pk23lvD_j2cahQ/dj
Also join my group if you want: http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/DJING_IS_AMAZING
Коментарів: 4
LEGEND 14 черв. 2018 о 0:58 
oof
Texas Razor  [автор] 13 січ. 2018 о 5:29 
i was bored, kil me now
リンクス 13 січ. 2018 о 3:59 
What the fuck Texas?
Texas Razor  [автор] 16 верес. 2017 о 6:37 
FYI, I had to censor some stuff cause VALVE censors it.

Fucking - Pucking
Shitposts - Memeposts
Ear Rape - EarBlasters
Shit - Manure