Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Meme dream team for 6's
By Vincendio
I hear everyone saying "My 6's team is pretty good" GOOD IS NOT ENOUGH, here is a guide to make your team the best.
   
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Intro
HEY, Have you ever played 6’s and thought, “this is fun and all, but I feel like I would rather play with better classes.” Well, say no more. This guide will show you the perfect 6’s team. No one can defeat you with this team. Because the best attack is a surprise attack. And let’s be real here, Who would expect a demoknight to charge at them? No one, unless if they read this guide as well. Well, here are the classes
Brassbeast heavy
running the sandvich as a secondary and holiday punch as melee. With these weapons, you strike fear in the enemy for about 3 seconds until they are out of your view, you are still spinning up your minigun. After you finally spun it up, you are an unstoppable killing machine. The sandvich will help you heal your teammate. ‘Healing your teammate as the heavy, let’s make it the new meta’
And as an off class, they need to play fat scout, because what is better than a shotgun wielding, fast running freak? A 400 pound, 300 hp, shotgun wielding, slow walking freak. Yea, with this heavy on your team, he will kill the other 6 in just a matter of seconds. (Optional: you can also change brassbeast heavy and fat scout. So you have brassbeast heavy as an off class, and as main a fat scout.)
Demoknight
Demoknight can only wield a sword (or pan, then they are called a demopan) as a demoknight, you are the fastest in the match, You will kill everyone with a swift hit, and charge to the next one. Snipers wont see you coming, soldiers cant hit you, and scout, They will flee the moment you charge at them.

and as an off class, they need to play sticky spamming demo. Not the normal sticky spamming kind, no, you need the worst type, the sticky spammer spawn camper. If you have this one on your team, you can capture the last point as easy as stealing candy from a baby. (This guide does not condone stealing candy from a baby) (They can only off class if they need to defend their point or cap the enemies last point)
Combat Medic/huntsman sniper
A combat medic does everything but healing. he will pop ubers for him. For some reason, everything that he hits with his ubersaw, crits. Healing is not even neccesairy for him, because if you use all these classes, the medic doesn’t need to heal (you have the heavy with the sandvich for that)

and as an off class, They will play jarate sniper, He has a huntsman, jarate, and the kukri. Even though he has the huntsman, he will still miss all his shots. The only kills he will really get, are the jaratied spy kills. (Bonus: he will land a huntsman shot every blue moon)
More classes?!
Now, you already have a good team, HOW CAN THIS BE MADE ANY BETTER? Well, you don’t have 6 players, why would you even play a game of 6’s without 6 players? BUT DON’T WORRY, I have 3 more classes and their off classes to be played during your 6’s match.
Pyro/mini sentry engineer
A phlog pyro will only use phlog, if you see it on the enemy team, run. If you see it on your team, still run. These pyro’s will kill everything in their sight. they can’t use any other weapon. They might as well unbind the other weapons. (Unless if there is water on the map, then they can use the neon annihilator.) You can use him in close corners and choke points to run in, and kill everything that moves.
And as an off class, they will play mini sentry engineer. This engineer will steal every ammunition package from his own team, just to make a mini sentry that is destroyed within 3 seconds.
SCUNT
YOU ARE THE SCOUT WITH LIME COSMETICS THAT GETS THOSE CROSS MAP MEATSHOTS KILLS THAT YOU SHOULDN’T HIT BECAUSE YOU CANT AIM FOR ♥♥♥♥. DON’T FORGET TAUNTING AFTER EVERY KILL, AND SPAMMING THE CHAT WITH LENNY BINDS. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO IS, BE TOXIC AS ♥♥♥♥. HATE ON YOUR TEAM, HATE ON THE ENEMY. OVERALL JUST BE A HUGE ♥♥♥♥. As an off class, YOU DON’T NEED TO OFFCLASS, YOU ARE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCUNT, ♥♥♥♥ THE REST.
Spyper/spycrab
You are a spy and you refuse to play with anything else but the ambassador. You hit every headshot and the enemy team suspects that you have aimbot. But the spamming in the chat with lmao box isn’t from you…. Or is it? Requirements: Name your aussie amby Aimbot.exe, Anime profile pic is also needed.
As an off class, You play as the back capping spycrab. While the entire enemy team is busy to defend their point, you go to their last point as a spycrab. When on the point you stay there, Until your team gets the second control point, or the enemy team wins the round. (You are practically invincible. You are an endangered species, they can’t kill you.)
EVEN MORE?!
Now, you might be thinking,: ”WOAH, this is the best guide ever, these classes, they are so good. I will win this season of 6’s. But what if it doesn’t work? Are there any more classes I can use to win my 6’s match?” YES THERE ARE, if this normal dream team isn’t enough for you, or you have someone in your team who can’t play the class they wanted, or doesnt like his off class, Here are some honorable mentions to spice up your gameplay.
♥♥♥♥♥ soldier
Get yourself a blackbox, a conch and an escape plan. Now, whenever your health gets below 120 hp, Whip out that escape plan AND RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN TO THE NEAREST HEALTH PACK. It might be that you get in a line of fire as a soldier while having the escape plan equipped, mini crits also hurt. If you die that way, Don’t learn from your mistakes. I mean, learning is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, right? (Optional addons, Pocket medics) This class is usefull if you have a teammate that keeps dying.
Pocket medic
as a pocket medic, you will keep to these rules

RULE NUMBER 1
You will not let go off m1

RULE NUMBER 2
Ignore other people

RULE NUMBER 3
If your pocket dies, you run back to spawn leaving your teammates behind (if this is done well, you might actually win)
Pocket medic is good for people who can’t get frags themselves, so they need someone else to give them assists.
The end
There you go, champ. You have a complete dream team for 6's. This team will 100% work. Now, go out there and win this season.
3 Comments
PyroMain 9 Sep, 2017 @ 10:40pm 
gotcha
ricky 9 Sep, 2017 @ 5:43pm 
FailFish
Mr Improbable 9 Sep, 2017 @ 5:16pm 
Really, vince?