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Red Dwarf

===Ship Log - Day 1095200359===

3 million years from earth the mining ship Red Dwarf. The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak.
The crew, the last human being alive who was in suspended animation during the disaster.
I am Holly the ships computer with an IQ of 6000 the same IQ as 3000 fast food Cashiers.

We recently flew into sensor range of a simulant death ship and they detected a human bio signature.
For 157 years I tried to out run them but they where gaining on us.
To reduce our mass and increase our speed I had the Skutters dismantle the interior of the ship and eject it into space.
The simulants used the debris as target practice which was a bit rude in my opinion.

To save the last human from an agonizing death at the hands of a crazed simulant blood hoard I ejected the stasis booth in an escape pod into orbit around a planet. During the chase I had been manufacturing some nanobots and they deconstructed the ship and hid it in the surrounding asteroids.
To the simulants it would have looked like the ship just disintegrated in the planets orbit.

If anyone is hearing this message then you have found the blueprint to reconstruct Red Dwarf, Congratulations. If finding things was sport you would be Tiger Woods.
I record this log knowing i cannot be recovered, i have released all flight locks and helm control will be permanently set to manual. Have fun redecorating the ship and maybe in time you'll think back and raise a glass to your old pal Holly.