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How to play Insurgency like a real Croatian

By sheki

A guide on how to play the game like a true Croatian.

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Category: Gameplay Basics, Multiplayer, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

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13 Aug, 2017 @ 11:18am

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Guide Index

Overview

Introduction

12 tips to play like a Croatian

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Introduction

Are you sick of playing Insurgency like one of those jebenih non Croatians? Then this guide is for you. You will be given a number of tips on what to do to be a true Rvatina in Insurgency.

12 tips to play like a Croatian

1. Prepare your bottle of rakija.
2. Yell ,,Za dom spremni!'' in voice chat at the beggining of every round.
2. Prepare Čavoglave on your speakers.
3. Place a rock on your voice chat button,so that everyone can hear the song of your people.
4.Take a shot of rakija every time you kill an enemy.
5. Call the enemy team Četnici.
6. If you die,blame your country's goverment.
7.You can only play with the kalaš or a machine gun,if those are unavailable,complain to the people using them.
8. If there are any other Croats on the server,speak only with them,ignore everyone else.
9. Pretend silencers don't exist.
10. Never defend,only rush the objectives. Don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥.
11. You must curse every 2 minutes (suggestions: pička ti materina,mrš u kurac,jebem ti majku,jebo te led krvavi...)
12. When throwing grenades,sing: BACI BOMBU,GONI BANDU,PREKO IZVORAAAAAA

End

Congratulations,you are now ready to defend your homelad from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ četniks,have fun!

19 Comments

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Yeah_COYOTE 7 Oct @ 4:15pm

Hey Anica

duje 18 Mar, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Ma to buraz ruđer

Toasty 23 Aug, 2017 @ 8:25am

samo analno

slavko 23 Aug, 2017 @ 1:32am

This is pure cringe

Private Pyle 22 Aug, 2017 @ 1:05pm

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
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(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND KILL YOUR MOTHER IN HER SLEEP!

Gondola 21 Aug, 2017 @ 3:36am

I am Serbian and I don't find this offensive, love to my neighbour Croat <3

PabloEmilijo 20 Aug, 2017 @ 3:58am

CRINGE

Glam Stachee☆ 20 Aug, 2017 @ 12:16am

Instructions unclear,ended up praying to Tito every night.

Big Bill 17 Aug, 2017 @ 8:23am

BACI BOMBU,GONI BANDU,PREKO IZVORAAAAAA

[SRB] Marlo 17 Aug, 2017 @ 4:20am

I remove faster, stupid ustashe (just kidding). Could you do how to play Insurgency like a real Romanian, Bulgaria or albanian i dont know or greek. Thanks.

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