Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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A straight-forward guide to pyro and his weapons.
By mooncaller.
Today I will present to you the pyro's arsenal , and the reasons why people hate the Pyro.


   
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♥♥♥♥ your medics
Homewrecker

♥♥♥♥ your buildings and your sappers
Axtinguisher

♥♥♥♥ your life
Powerjack

♥♥♥♥ my death
Sharpened Volcano Fragment

♥♥♥♥ my flamethrower
Neon Annihilator

♥♥♥♥ your pool party
Back Scratcher

♥♥♥♥ my medic
Lollichop

Make sure your reality is ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Postal Pummeler

♥♥♥♥ your snail mail.
Flare Gun

♥♥♥♥ your sniping
Reserve Shooter

♥♥♥♥ your jumping
Detonator

♥♥♥♥ gravity
Shotgun

♥♥♥♥ your pyro, and ♥♥♥♥ you too
Manmelter

♥♥♥♥ airblast
Scorch Shot

♥♥♥♥ your stickies
The panic attack

♥♥♥♥ aiming and accuracy
Flamethrower

♥♥♥♥ your projectiles
Phlogistinator

♥♥♥♥ your skill
Degreaser

♥♥♥♥ your mom, sister and girlfriend, all in .75 seconds
Backburner

♥♥♥♥ your conga line
Nostromo Napalmer

♥♥♥♥ your aliens
Rainblower

♥♥♥♥ your reality
Fire Axe

♥♥♥♥ me
Thanks for reading.
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The heavy guide is released, read it when you can
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1111197552




*disclaimer* : it is a satirical work meant to make fun of them pyro players.
Don't be so uptight and have a laugh :D



I am considering of making a series of this once the guide gets 5 stars. Tell me what class you want to see next in the comments.
94 Comments
Alzhaddai 19 Aug, 2017 @ 3:55pm 
Pretty much explains every pyro weapon
L.Coo1er 19 Aug, 2017 @ 10:41am 
I'm a pyro main
This is very true
Father Nicholas 19 Aug, 2017 @ 8:53am 
salt from a robloxian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sage0fTricknology 18 Aug, 2017 @ 8:17pm 
if you play pyro you're either a furfag, or a child who thinks hes cute
Splacten Xlanse 18 Aug, 2017 @ 6:38pm 
I'm a pyro main. this is the best guide ever
Ignatius 18 Aug, 2017 @ 1:25pm 
The best summaries of the pyro's weapons.
Braxton 18 Aug, 2017 @ 11:47am 
pyro still needs buffs
mooncaller.  [author] 18 Aug, 2017 @ 4:46am 
go on hightower controling shit with peero and you'll get to the salt mine
tiganuantimarijuanapetrosani 18 Aug, 2017 @ 4:42am 
well.Pyro its op class.
squidward's anal fissures 17 Aug, 2017 @ 9:02pm 
This is too accurate. This makes me uncomfortable.