fake friends all around...

+rep DANGEROUS CRIMINAL ON THE LOOSE!!! Please lock your doors and septic tanks if you are within a 20 mile radius of this poo loving FREAK !! he is on his 3rd feces frenzy this week alone!!!

"hello hello, please oil up" - Migrui-Noir 2024

+rep It's pretty wild how much your so-called "interest" in sh1t has taken over your life. I mean, I thought it was just a weird phase when you first started sending us random poop emojis every morning, but it’s clear now that it’s more than that. I heard you even have a secret collection of bathroom stalls, where you’ve marked off every place you've "visited"—literally, you treat public restrooms like they're sacred temples! And don’t even get me started on how you once tried to convince the barista at Starbucks that the secret to a perfect cup of coffee was, of course, the right amount of fiber. I’ve seen you going around town sniffing out certain "unique aromas," and let’s not pretend you didn't once go on that weird rant about how "only true connoisseurs understand the subtleties of a well-formed bowel movement." Honestly, if there were a global championship for weird poop-related facts, Just last week, I caught you watching a documentary about animal dung beetles

+rep he lets his sh1t marinate in his toilet for DAYS on end and it piles up, i've been over to his house and it STINKS.and he uses the toilet water mixed with sh1t to bathe in later on after it finishes marinating for a few days.

+rep do NOT trust this man, he resides in a rancid poo water swamp. he is a poo water dweller and he will harm you