Zen
Seth   Anchorage, Alaska, United States
 
 
Denke daran, das Leben in vollen Zügen zu genießen und Jesus liebt dich.
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I am a gaming phenomenon, often seen dominating every corner of the virtual world with unparalleled skill and commitment. I’ve been known to break the laws of physics in **BeamNG.drive**, flipping cars in mid-air just to see what happens, all while somehow maintaining my sanity. I’m also the mastermind behind countless perfect heists in **GTA5**, where I’ve unlocked every achievement, and I’m on a first-name basis with the chaos I cause with my oppressor mk2 . I’m practically a legend in **Call of Duty: Black Ops III**, where my K/D ratio is so clean, it might as well be a speedrun of the game’s best moments.

On rare occasions, I spend my nights creeping through haunted hallways in **Lethal Company**, solving puzzles like a gaming Sherlock Holmes—no jump scare is too much for me. In **Garry’s Mod**, I turn entire servers into chaotic, glitchy masterpieces, building ridiculous creations that leave players scratching their heads and questioning reality. My need for speed is only outmatched by my skills in **Need for Speed™ Heat**, where I’ve maxed out every car and left my rivals in the dust. **Cyberpunk 2077**? I’m a street samurai who’s done *everything*, including making V a legend in Night City with a near-perfect achievement list.

In **Crossout**, I’ve crafted machines of destruction so terrifying that even the AI fears me. And then there’s **A Way Out**, where I helped my partner break free in record time, and conquered the impossible frustration of **Getting Over It**, all while maintaining a sense of pride and a fair amount of profanity.

I’m not just a racing king in **Assetto Corsa**, where I can drift through the tightest corners like I’m the driving god of my dreams, but I’m also a master of chaos in **SCP: Secret Laboratory**, surviving the endless horrors with style. And when it’s time for tactical combat, **Counter-Strike 2** is my battlefield, where I’ve unlocked every achievement and then some, making every match feel like a cinematic moment in a high-stakes action movie.

I’m not just an expert in blowing up cars in **Teardown**, I’m also a rally champion in **DiRT Rally 2**, where my off-road skills are legendary. In **Phasmophobia**, I lead my team to victory, finding ghosts so fast it’s like they’re scared of me. **TrackMania Nations Forever**? My times are so fast, they might as well be from another dimension. And if I need a break, I can always jump into **Super Bit Blaster XL**, where I destroy enemies with a level of precision that feels almost unnatural.

Every achievement unlocked is a badge of honor. I don’t need sleep—I just need my next gaming session. My virtual trophies are piling up faster than I can catalog them, and with every new game I pick up, I set a new benchmark for how much time you can realistically spend in front of a screen. Life outside the game? Not necessary. I am the game. And when it’s time to queue up for my next match, I’ll be there, in the zone, ready to top the leaderboard once again.
Attività recente
6 ore in totale
Ultimo avvio: 9 mar
116 ore in totale
Ultimo avvio: 8 mar
Achievement   12 di 36
566 ore in totale
Ultimo avvio: 8 mar
御姐威信桐城扫码月抛 27 feb, ore 20:34 
御姐甜美人皮话多情绪价值拉满各种制服都可以
Zen 24 nov 2024, ore 13:51 
erm, there is no grass. only snow
SushiCrusader 23 nov 2024, ore 20:58 
-rep needs to touch grass
Zen 9 nov 2024, ore 12:14 
i know right, i'm so nice
Elektrik Coolaide 8 nov 2024, ore 21:34 
-rep bad team mate, called my mother a "walrus".
Ninja 31 lug 2024, ore 10:54 
+rep amazing player!