Stu: Did you really call the police?
Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry ass I did.
Stu:

My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!

Tatum: No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!Ghostface: What's your favorite scary movie?

Sidney Prescott: You sick ♥♥♥♥♥. You've seen one too many movies!
Billy: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!

Sidney Prescott: [when Randy reveals that he's still alive] Oh, my God. Randy I thought you were dead.
Randy: I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.

Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex.
[crowd boos]
Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs.
[crowd cheers and raises their bottles]
Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.
Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?
Randy: Yeah, sure.
Stu: I'll be right back.Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife

Phone Voice: Do you like scary movies?
Sidney Prescott: What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.

Billy: [licks "blood" from his fingers] Mmmm... corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in "Carrie."

Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.

Stu: ♥♥♥♥...
Billy: What?
Stu: Oh, ♥♥♥♥.
Billy: [They go into the kitchen to find Sidney and Mr. Prescott gone] Where are they? Where are they?
Stu: I don't know, Billy, but I'm hurtin', man!
[the phone rings]
Stu: Should I let the machine get it?
Billy: [answers it] Hello?
Sidney Prescott: Are you alone in the house?
Billy: ♥♥♥♥♥! You ♥♥♥♥♥, where the ♥♥♥♥ are you?
Sidney Prescott: Not so fast, we're going to play a little game. It's called: Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass!
Billy: Find her, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Get up!
Stu: I can't, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man!
[Billy gives Stu the phone]
Billy: [whispers] Talk to her. Talk to her.
Stu: Hello?
Sidney Prescott: Ah, Stu, Stu, Stu... What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.
[Billy takes the phone back]

Billy: I'm going to rip you up, ♥♥♥♥♥, just like your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mother!
Sidney Prescott: You've gotta find me first, you pansy-ass momma's boy!
Billy: ♥♥♥♥!
[He accidentally hits Stu with the phone]
Stu: Ow! You ♥♥♥♥♥♥' hit me with the phone, ♥♥♥♥!