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6 people found this review helpful
1,815.3 hrs on record (1,618.2 hrs at review time)
Cromulent bomba server 1 46.174.50.248:20560 Connect
Posted 30 April, 2024. Last edited 29 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
nice game love Sunkenland
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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1,008.4 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
So, what is CS GO?

- CS GO is when coloring weapons are more expensive than cool gaming devices.
- CS GO is when you have to drop your beautiful kalash to the whole team.
- CS GO is when you open 20 chests and get 20 pieces of blue g** on.
- CS GO is when schoolchildren add you and offer over 9000 chests in exchange for your knife.
- CS GO is when a schoolboy adds you and starts begging for a gift of clothes with a price of 3,500 rubles, while giving the argument "yes, you're rich, what's it worth to you!".
- CS GO is when you are sent links to Trojans 10 times a day in the hope of cleaning your inventory.
- CS GO is when you get kicked out just because you're Russian.
- CS GO is when you burned your chair after playing in competitive mode.
- CS GO is when "globals" create 10 accounts each and get satisfaction playing against "kalash".
- CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob, if you stayed against five, killed four but did not finish off the fifth.
- CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob with a score of 21-7-
Posted 15 August, 2023. Last edited 16 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
238.3 hrs on record (12.6 hrs at review time)
Do you think you know what a... A FART BURNS? Do you think that only rats play in Battlefield, and Dota and CS:Is GO full of fails? Yes, you don't know anything if you haven't logged into PUBG yet.…
PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, well, or PUBG is:
— When you see the enemy first, shoot first, hit first and also die first.
— When you shoot him 2 times with a double-barreled shotgun, and he shoots you with a pistol.
— This is when "You will be lucky next time", the rink is so in 100-200
— When half a server dies around the air drop.
— When they shoot your head off 1 km away.
— When you can't shoot your head off from 10m with AWM (the most powerful rifle in the game).
— When you are with a shotgun at point-blank range, you see pieces of blood and meat and immediately die.
— When a frying pan saves your ass better than armor and helmet.
— When you die from the zone remaining 1 on 1.
— When the bushes are the best shelter.
— This is when, when two cars collide, one takes off into Earth orbit
— This is when there are three tims in one house and two more on the roof and you are with a gun

And this list
Posted 13 August, 2023. Last edited 16 September, 2023.
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