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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 8:40pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:03am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:00am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 8:35pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:14am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:29am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:28am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 5:49pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 6:28pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:52am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 2:11am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 1:20am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:13am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:56am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:14am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:25am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 8:16am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:11am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 8:26am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 5:59am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 7:22am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 1:17am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:40am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:23am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 1:08am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 8:14am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 7:01pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 7:23pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 7:34pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 8:47pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:14am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:22am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 1:23am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:32am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 8:30pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:05am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 1:15am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 1:58am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:35am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:52am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:05am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 8:07am