Progression de Kurt Koners pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 11 oct. 2024 à 4h20

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 14 oct. 2024 à 5h05

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 11 oct. 2024 à 6h25

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 12 oct. 2024 à 4h00

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 11 oct. 2024 à 16h05

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 14 oct. 2024 à 5h02

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 18 oct. 2024 à 14h04

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 21 oct. 2024 à 9h18

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 21 oct. 2024 à 10h55

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 3 févr. à 8h23

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 11 oct. 2024 à 15h40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 19 oct. 2024 à 4h45

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 3 févr. à 8h29

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 18 oct. 2024 à 13h24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 11 oct. 2024 à 6h30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 21 oct. 2024 à 9h40

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 12 oct. 2024 à 3h18

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 11 oct. 2024 à 6h33

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 18 oct. 2024 à 12h21

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 27 oct. 2024 à 5h27

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 20 oct. 2024 à 2h57

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 21 oct. 2024 à 10h40

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 11 oct. 2024 à 6h36

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 11 oct. 2024 à 6h25

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 20 oct. 2024 à 2h48

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 19 oct. 2024 à 4h51

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Débloqué le 18 oct. 2024 à 13h03

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 4 nov. 2024 à 8h54

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 11 oct. 2024 à 5h26

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 12 oct. 2024 à 3h09

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 11 oct. 2024 à 5h20

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 18 oct. 2024 à 13h18

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 11 oct. 2024 à 15h19

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 12 oct. 2024 à 3h18

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 19 oct. 2024 à 4h31

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Débloqué le 18 oct. 2024 à 13h58

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 19 oct. 2024 à 4h37

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 20 oct. 2024 à 2h29

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

16 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

18 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

14 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

7 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30