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Terraria is the best game in its genre. Don't believe me? Now I will PROVE it to you.
1. You become more reserved and patient. After all, when you lose to Moonlord for the tenth time, you really want to drill a hole in the monitor, don’t you? However, after a couple of worlds in the master mode, you begin to understand reality and accept this harsh life as it is.
2. You begin to better navigate Wikipedia, because remembering recipes for more than FIVE THOUSAND is not so easy, right? But in addition to items, you will have to look for how to summon bosses, how to kill them, how to move NPCs into your home, how to buy the pylon you need, how to repay a loan, how to get a girlfriend, how to support your family with your last cents.... oh, That's not what I was talking about.
3. You don't need a high resolution monitor. Pixel games are cool.
4. Do you really need any more reasons to download this masterpiece game?

I'll be honest, for the first ten hours of the game you will be plagued by paranoia and increased temper. It will pass soon, don't worry. After the rehabilitation period in a mental hospital, you will feel that same feeling of peace and tranquility.

10/10 Broken Zeniths

P. S. I hope the translator translated this text correctly.