Recent reviews by engineer but dark and twisted

absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a waste of time. Item balances are absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless and they patched all the cool glitches. online play is just mario maker 2 all over again, and workshop just got effectively killed off. I wish for every nicalis employee who was involved in this freak of nature to spontaneously combust and be sent to whatever lays below hell.

this game has micro-transactions, which is a bit sad, especially since i'd be willing to pay money for a game like this if it means that the game doesn't get clash royale-ified.

this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ engine NEVER works. it ALWAYS crashes and half the wallpaper on here are just furry porn. in fact, it crashes so much, YOU GET A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ACHIEVEMENT FOR HAVING WALLPAPER ENGINE CRASH. 0/10

i see why people become serial killers now

lowkey quirrel a baddie

this game is amazing, but the only issue i have with it is the massive difficulty curve post-wall of flesh. and i'm not talking about the new enemies, i'm talking about the bosses. the 3 mechs are far more difficult to fight, even with the best armor. It gets much easier once you defeat one mech, but the first is always the hardest and it's my least favourite part of the game.

good game, but the new online update feels like nicalis just taking a massive ♥♥♥♥ on their fanbase, making such additions/requirements as breaking all mods that don't update in order to comply with the new update, online play? only suffers from a 0.5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SECOND DELAY. online is just unplayable and not worth the time. I don't feel like edmund wanted the update to be this big of a failure but nicalis definitely made the game straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with this update. ♥♥♥♥ YOU NICALIS. (not to mention all the item rebalances do ♥♥♥♥ all and they patched all the cool OP glitches in the game with items such as rock bottom and mega mush.)

ok hear me out but that lanky fella from 0-S? goddd i wanna put it inside that thing

if you ever consider this game even slightly bad i will put you and your family in harm's way, not to mention if you compare this game to RE6 like some other ♥♥♥♥♥ in the negative reviews did

he's probably reached the edge of the solar system by now