Doesnt believe cologne works, constantly sprays Febreze on himself because hes convinced it "lasts longer." Only problem is Febreze can cause hormone disruption and developmental problems. Its obvious when you look at the guy! I can slowly see him transforming from the smart young man he used to be to a dense brainless meathead! He's also lost about 8 pounds. So for all the fat ones out there, Febrezemaxxing works but might turn you into Stephen Hawking without the intelligence!