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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:05am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:05am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 4:42am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 7:19am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:12am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 5:45am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:55am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 11:06am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:57am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:21am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 11:24am

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:35am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:02am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 12:03pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:54am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:29am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:00am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:19am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:25am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 4:24am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:10am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:53am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:47am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 8:42am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:47am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:59am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:40am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 4:15am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:01am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 10:02am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:00am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:16am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 9:19am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:26am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:30am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:15pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:09am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 12:00pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:59am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:08pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 9:45am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.