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skibidi

skibidi

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whale

Bro thought he could become the next rizz king like baby gronk by doing the uncanny ankha zone dance like a sussy baka in ohio💀dont bro know quandale dingle already did the forgis on the jeep thug shaker banban style with baller💀bro aint ever making it out of oklahoma the ocky way💀 that ♥♥♥♥ just plain uncanny like skibidi toilet bro💀 bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer rizz bro💀bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro💀bro really thought he had that rise of gru grimace shake 1 2 buckle my shoe spiderverse whopper rizz bro💀bro got that canon event waffle house monday left me broken ahh drip in ohio bro💀 we aint ever makin it out of ohio with bros goofy ahh dj khaled sisyphus toxic gossip train pikmin 4 ahh rizz bro💀 that aint even elephant mario titanic submarine god tier rizz bro💀thats just uncanny like shadow wizard money gang ambatukam twitter x bro💀 lil bro cant fanum tax a level 6 gyatt sigma smurf cat drinking grimace shake in ohio like kai cenat the ocky way💀lil bro damn uncanny like ohio fr💀

gun

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.

You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell frommy right eye when I watched you win yourfirst ring in miami, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.

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