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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 12:11am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 6:53am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 6:10pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 9:49pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 4:11pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 6:27pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 7:12am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 12:41am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 1:11am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 9:21pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 1:19am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 9:55pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:21pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 6:51pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 8:05pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 6:18pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 1:55am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 1:59am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 4:47pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:34pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 4:46pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 6:50pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 9:42pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 2:15am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 12:54am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 6:07pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 7:12pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 7:15am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:36am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:13am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 4:15pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

6 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

1 / 30