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1,276.3 hrs on record (1,258.5 hrs at review time)
The League of Legends of asymmetrical horror.. you're going to love it at first, marry it, then regret your decisions when it tries to take your soul during the divorce. You might run away, but it'll eventually gaslight you into coming back. There truly is no escape.

At first it's "Oooo! Ahhh!... Ghostface?!?.. Imma die, but first.. "Let me take a selfie".. OMG Myers Daddy!.. MORI ME DORITO DADDY!" then it's..

"DWIGHT YOU STU... MOTHER.... GOD WHY DO I PLAY THIS GAME?!".
"I RAN THIS KILLER FOR AN ENTIRE EPISODE OF FRIENDS, WHY ARE NO GENS POPPING?!"
"WHAT TF WAS THAT HIT?? BHVR GET OFF THE WISH.COM SERVERS"

Seriously though.. The game has its days, its better with friends, Some day's you're going to regret life decisions, others you're going to have the time of your life with your friends. Either way, try it out, suffer with us all and remember. "The Devs are Killer sided! No ?!? SURVIVOR IS SO EASY, THE GAME IS CLEARLY SURVIVOR SIDED."
Posted 8 March.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Welp.. thought I found a good replacement for 7 Days to Die but god was I wrong. There's a reason why it's still in early access, and honestly? It should stay there.

-Game hard locks you out of tutorial quest if you dont spend your talent points right, making it so you cant craft things
-God awful UI and inventory is just a list of items rather than anything with images.
-If you log off mid session, you also better kiss your progress goodbye because you cant save and it'll teleport you back to the "starter home". The other
-Standing near a random fire heals you
-Looting is absolutely abysmal and you can just randomly pick up anything (including a couch?)
-You cant run and melee/shoot at the same time
-Hunger, Water are hidden in game making you have to constantly press F to show it
-Barren wasteland of map with very little to take in. (no wildlife or zombies to be found outside of small city
-Horrible optimization, running on a 4080 super, I was still getting frame stuttering and map generation took forever to load at times.


I could go on, but within just an hour, there were enough issues that just made me not want to continue. I dont really recommend this anytime soon. Hopefully they get their stuff together before GTA6.
Posted 25 January.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Game keeps crashing during tutorial mission with "Fatal Error" - Discord server has no English support for tech issues.
Posted 30 September, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Game needs to cook longer. no keybind support, no resolution support, forced full screen.. controls are just bad.. game is just super mario coin collector with a gun.
Posted 30 August, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Start up fresh world. Start settlement near water. Go to find sticks. Get attacked by wolf, cant outrun it. Cross water *Safe* Walk 5 feet, get attacked by Boar. Cross water. *Game teleports you out and prevents you from crossing* Go to walk around water back to house. Get attacked by wolf again. Cant cross water. Cant outrun it. Cant build anything to defend yourself with yet. *Alt-F4's*

Welcome to my TedTalk
Posted 5 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
95.5 hrs on record (17.9 hrs at review time)
Edit: After 60 hours, the game is suddenly crashing at startup and receiving application error: The Memory could not be Read.

The Final Mix remake of KH1 is absolute garbage. Broken camera, clunky combat system, hit registration is lacking and most of your attacks go right through enemies or you dash right through them. Honestly was hoping for a nostalgia run but seeing all of the changes they made compared to the original KH for PS2, it's a massive disappointment.
Posted 14 June, 2024. Last edited 19 June, 2024.
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