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My nuts have detached from my body, I was in my bedroom messing around with my Rias body pillow when all of a sudden one of the broken threads from all the years of intense pickle pounding latched on to my grotesque testicle. It grabbed it with a tremendous force so flabbergasting that it ripped my balls right off. However it is very convenient because now I can ♥♥♥♥ my body pillow to my greatest desire without making a mess!
I am sorry, i just needed to vent. As a person with extreme social anxiety, i worked up the courage to go to a gamer's meetup, in hopes of finding like-minded friends irl. Most people there happened to be league of legend/dota/CS GO players.