Recent reviews by deine schätze

i make pretty woman in pretty woman game this satisfy woman brain yes yes

were all living in amerikaaaa
amerikaaa ist wunderbarrr

THEY REMOVED 2K LAUNCHER FROM THIS & THE REST OF THE BIOSHOCK SERIES <333333333

they werent lying when they said "face my wrath and crumble" bruh :sob:

its raining but its not cats & dogs.......

rain rain go away
come again another day

i love audiosurf 2 so much, everyday i spend thinking about audiosurf 2, every minute i spend simply looking at audiosurf 2, audiosurf 2 is love, audiosurf 2 is life. nothing, absolutely nothing can describe the joy that exits me everytime i play audiosurf 2, my heart races the moment i click on the game, like me and audiosurf 2 are 1 in the same, i love audiosurf 2, i love everything about it, the audio, the details, the soft, smooth animations, its beautiful, simply beautiful. i couldnt stand living in a world where a beautiful gem like audiosurf 2 wouldnt exist, audiosurf 2 is the solution to all my problems, the holy messiah of my life, the god of my world. i didnt know what i would do without such a game like audiosurf 2, such a beautiful gem of a game in the barren deep murky sea that is the steam app, everytime i see audiosurf 2, my heart pounds in my chest, my eyes water with joy, and my breath turns shaky as i behold my eyes with such a behemoth of a well designed game. a life w/o audiosurf 2 is a life w/o living, audiosurf 2 IS my life, i will spend hours and hours, no matter it takes, for my love audiosurf 2, i spend worthless mornings & ruthless nights just playing this game, not even a game, no, art, pure art. the way the game is put together would put van gough & picasso to absolute shame, and i say that proudly. i didnt know such a game with amazing visual style existed until i saw you, audiosurf 2, my saviour, my love in the dark, my beloved, audiosurf 2. if i could, i would marry audiosurf 2, have audiosurf 2 as my well deserved husband, as my well deserved love, for the effort that has been put in this excellent present of a game. this game deserves to be preserved for millions and millions of years, for generations and generations to experience, i am proud to say that i have experienced this 1 in a lifetime game, this breathtaking, glorious game. i hope this shining star of a game gets preserved and loved by millions like me, those who have never found such beautiful and well put together & designed games, those who shudder at the sight of the steam marketplace and its horrors will have their face blown away by the massive giga chad energy this game emits, if audiosurf 2 was a person, it would be perfection inside a person, i can see this audiosurf 2 person getting good grades and 100% on every test because of the perfection it has. the balances, the visual design, the everything, it just all ties into this cute neat little bow that is audiosurf 2. calling this an excellent art piece or a piece to be seen by millions is an understatement, we should use this for contacting aliens, so they know how advanced & how beautiful our human minds are together, with audiosurf, nothing is impossible. i will spend minutes, days, weeks, months, foaming at the mouth playing the mind-twisting euphoric enigma that is audiosurf 2. whoever made audiosurf 2 is an absolute genius, they deserve a nobel peace prize for creating this holy godly game called audiosurf 2, this is the key to eradicating war as we know it, this game, this experience, even, can reinvigorate the lives of millions with its stunning artstyle & artistic sound design & gameplay, the complexity that goes into each movement, each beat, each tick, i feel like isnt talked about enough. audiosurf 2 is a shining star in a sea of grime, filth & dirt, and i say that with an open, honest heart, and in all honesty, this game is a game that needs to be seen by millions, this deserves to go mainstream, this deserves to be in the eyes of millions, for me atleast, this is the new tiktok for me, the new addiction that i cant get out of, and you know what? i like it that way. audiosurf 2 is a swirly pile of complexity that ties each others loose ends in a beautiful, well done knot. i love you, audiosurf 2, from the bottom of my heart, i love you so much audiosurf 2, and it will stay that way til the end of time, until the sun explodes, until the final second passes and our concept of time itself is no more, i will continue loving audiosurf for the rest of my life.

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