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SpongeBob, you overly-enthusiastic, hyper-animated, relentlessly-cheerful, tragically-optimistic, squeaky-voiced, googly-eyed, square-shaped, sponge-brained, laugh-machine of a barnacle-bothering buffoon— You are the most fantastically frustrating, disproportionately distracting, emotionally exhausting, sanity-shattering, ear-drum-destroying, bubble-blowing, spatula-swinging, jellyfish-obsessed, tie-wearing, square-pantsed menace to peace and quiet that I've ever had the misfortune of sharing oxygen with.

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-rep, outed me as the imposter due to racial bias

dm me mommy i need someone to work the fields

+1 rep