hello c:

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. sym.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the gyatt and that gorgeous fanum tax. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You're a great alpha male and sigma male, sometimes I even call you the Rizzler. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"RIZZLAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of skibidi toilet and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting more sigma, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, sym.

meow

hhhHHHA

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