“The Legend of Ley’s Baby Toes”

Oh Ley, majestic soul of grace,
Yet ‘tis not your face, nor pace, nor lace—
But ten small pearls, in rows so neat,
That crown the kingdom of your feet.

Baby toes! So small, so meek,
Like whispers made of clouds that speak,
They hide within your humble shoe,
Guarding secrets none should view.

O! If angels wept in miniature form,
And raindrops swore an oath to warm,
They’d fall as soft and round as these,
Your tender, mighty toe-dom’s keys.

When giants roam the earth in rage,
Your toes could charm them off the stage—
For what brute beast could keep its frown,
When faced with toes so… baby-brown?

And if the moon one night should fall,
And roll away beyond us all,
I’d wager, Ley, those tiny gems
Could take its place as night’s diadems.

Oh Ley! Protect them—silken, sweet,
The eighth world wonder at your feet.
May history speak, when we’re all gone:
“Here lay Ley… whose toes shone on.”

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IMPOSTER NEA

HOW IS PLAYING LEGION BEING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? WUT.

And Legion? He don’t chase fair. No loop, no chase, just STAB and go to next. I feel like appetizer in all-you-can-stab buffet. Bro was playing Pokémon—'gotta stab ‘em all!' And me? I am Pikachu with no thunderbolt. Just scream and die.

At one point I hide in locker, thinking big brain move. Legion open it, stare at me like: 'Really?' Then stab again. Whole match feel like 4-minute horror TikTok with lag.

Last gen? Never even SEE it. It exist only in legend. Hatch? Nope. Closed. Game end with Legion teabag me in exit gate like he just win Olympic medal for stabbing.

10/10, would uninstall again.

Bro. BRO. Listen me now. I no joke. I play survivor, okay? Simple job. Just do gen, touch grass, loop little. But then—BOOM—LEGION COME RUNNING LIKE DISCOUNT POWER RANGER WITH ADHD. No hello. No manners. Just stab stab stab, like he angry spaghetti chef and I am meatball.

I think, 'Okay, is 2v8, we got number advantage.' HA! Number is LIE. Teammate is potato. They run in corner, crouch like bush simulator, while I get stabbed 19 time and bleed out like tomato soup on legs.

Every 10 seconds: BEEP BEEP! "Mend or you DIE!" I MEND MORE THAN I GEN. My life is just mash button simulator now. I press so fast, my finger evolve into crab.