你把我的斗笠和八字胡气歪了，害我从梯田上滚了下来，把邻家扎着丸子头穿着旗袍的妹妹的A+数学试卷、播放着铡美案的播音器和他碗里的狗肉撞掉了，但还好我会功夫，尽管眯着眼也没有砸到田里的老黄牛和竹林里的大熊猫，这时候我的师傅拿着我嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟响的手机找到我跟我说your phone linging，big boy come pick up your phone！我接起电话，原来是外卖员打电话给我，说我点的中餐到了，有大米，汤面，饺子还有左宗棠鸡。原来外卖员来到我家门口发现没门铃，于是敲了半天大鼓和铜锣，还是没人应才call的我，我跟他说先给我挂到我家门口那个兵马俑手上，路有点远得翻过八达岭长城，我马上开马拉的火车回去。Oh-oh-oh-oh...Oh-oh-oh-oh...Everybody is Kung fu fighting,Your mind becomes fast as lightning，Although the future is a little bit frightening，It's the book of your life that you're writing～”

Dundundundundundun~dun~~
very good
+100 Social Credit