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93 of 93 (100%) achievements earned:
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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:51pm

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:01pm

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:39am

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:09pm

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:04pm

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:58pm

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:33pm

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:52pm

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:47pm

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:39pm

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:57pm

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 11:06pm

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 11:02pm

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 11:03pm

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 11:15pm

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 11:04pm

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 11:12pm

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 11:20pm

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:46am

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:44am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:33am

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:11pm

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:45am

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:45am

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:03am

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:05am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:00am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:55am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:55am

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:55am

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:05am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:11am

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:45am

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:48am

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:15am

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:46am

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:50am

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:27am

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:34am

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:53am

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:20am

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:43am

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:43am

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:44am

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:34am

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:44am

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:24am

BURP

CLOSED
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:06am

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:28am

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:07am

Take this on your way down!

Down low!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:40am

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:20am

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:05am

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:55am

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:00am

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:01am

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:04am

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:56am

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:18am

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:57am

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:08am

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:01am

The defendant is ready!

Objection!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:26am

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:34am

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:14am

This is my missile!

It has been marked!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:22am

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:13am

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:17am

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:19am

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:53am

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:32am

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:33am

Throw it all away!

Way to go!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:38am

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:22am

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:53am

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:49am

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:49am

Express elevator!

Bye!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:58am

Are we there yet?

No.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:10am

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:54am

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:47am

Do the worm!

Yes!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:29am

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:26am

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:04pm

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:30pm

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:40am

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:55am

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:52am

Date poacher!

At least it worked!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:16am

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:47am

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:45pm

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:50am

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:29am