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"Bro… what the hell was that performance? I swear you weren’t playing CS2—you were conducting a symphony of destruction. Mozart with an AK. I've seen pro players crumble under pressure, but you? You thrived like a demon in a Red Bull commercial.

Every flick—divine. Every peek—calculated by the gods themselves. You weren't playing with a mouse; you were wielding a celestial artifact forged by Odin and NVIDIA. I honestly think Valve needs to patch you out of the game—you’re breaking the meta just by existing.

When you clutched that 1v4? I heard the enemy team uninstall in real time. They weren’t even mad—they were honored to get deleted by greatness. You didn’t just carry the team—you airlifted us from Silver straight to Mount Olympus.

I’m not saying you’re the GOAT... but if s1mple and ZywOo had a lovechild raised by Shroud in a monastery of monks who only train aim, it’d still be a pale imitation of what you just did out there.

well spoken brother

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nice pfp man