The predator of 2024 Award

You look a lot more blonde in your movie, baby
That's alright let's just keep it groovy baby!
Basil Exposition told me this will be boring
But Jesus, man! Even my mojo's snoring!
I've never seen such a miserable spy!
I've also never seen a man with glistening thighs
I mean you can't shag properly with that waxed tush
Birds flock to the musk of my chest bush (Yeah!)
I hypnotize you with a little strip tease
And then judo chop, I'm swinging on you like the sixties! (Yeah!)
You're defenseless; my rhymes can't be deflected!
You're like all the sex I've ever had, unprotected (Yeah!)
People want a hero with a little personality
No one wants to sit through your gritty reality
Maybe Q can craft some new plot lines
You've made Thunderball two bloody times!
I'm one of a kind you're always getting remade!
You can't touch me, double-oh behave

Pedofile

They call her agent 007
0 - kills
0 - wins
7 - molested children