SCOOBA DINGO DING DONG I JUMP INTO THE PORTAL AND IT SENTS ME TO WASHINGTON THEN I SUCK THE ICING OFF THE CUPCAKE AND EXPLODE, THEN I GET WARPED TO PLANET EXOGAGA AND IM TOLD BY THE BEING NAMED OOPAGINDOGAGAPEE THAT HE NEEDS ME TO TRANSPORT THE ULTIMATE WEAPON TO EARTH (This is sal)

i was here ;)

Sal was here