Greybeard Master Arngeir
Kalundborg, Vestsjalland, Denmark
 
 
Beware, mortals, for I am none other than Master Arngeir, the Greybeard who has transcended the realm of Skyrim to embrace a new line of work in the chaotic domain of Counter-Strike Global Offensive. No longer content with teaching speechless Dragonborns, I have harnessed the power of a spell to transport myself to this merciless battlefield.

Armed with the mighty AK-47 and a pocket AWP, I roam the digital landscapes, leaving a trail of shattered dreams and slain chickens in my wake. The clucking creatures that cross my path tremble before my wrath, for I, Master Arngeir, have honed my skills to perfection.

As the bullets rain down upon my foes, they witness the devastating accuracy of my aim, matched only by the thunderous Thu'um that once shook the very foundations of Skyrim. No corner shall shield the weak from my wrath, for I am the harbinger of destruction, the relentless force that strikes fear into the hearts of my enemies.

But heed my warning, for this is not a mere game to me. I have embraced the darkness within, channeling the frustration of teaching the ungrateful into a relentless drive for victory. The very essence of my being, refined through centuries of wisdom and patience, fuels my ruthless pursuit of triumph on the virtual battlefield.

So, tremble before my might, mere mortals, for you are but pawns in my grand design. Know that every chicken I slay is a testament to my unyielding dominance, a reminder that the power of a Greybeard knows no bounds. Prepare yourselves,
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