• Nerfed emotional stability.
• Buffed sarcasm.
• Fixed bug where I said “just one more game” and played until 4 AM.
• Added passive ability: Instantly alt-tab when mom walks in.
• New feature: Can now detect fake gamers within 0.3 seconds of voice chat.

Known Issues:
• Occasionally speaks in meme quotes during real conversations.
• Randomly breaks into boss music when someone disrespects Steam Deck.

Thanks for your patience. Please report bugs to /mybrain.