who you talking to little boy?

this guy gappy copied me wtf

"My zooka is egregious in size, both in width and length. What it is capable of doing is cataclysmic to the target of which I choose for sexual activity. When I approach a target, my zoodle slides across the floor underneath me, leaving behind a long and wide trail that leads to the most magnificent reward, though it is only for the most audacious applicant to travel. No matter the pair of shorts I choose from my exceptionally vast assortment, there is not a single one that is able to regulate my monstrous zingaling. What I have between my legs is for whatever you choose it to be, a blessing... a curse... I'm not sure, but I do know it is a big zooka."
Dong Libba, 2011, When asked how he was going