mikopy's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:19pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:13pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:24pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:06pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 7:23pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 5:10pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Apr @ 5:49pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 May @ 8:30pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 May @ 7:37pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May @ 9:04pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 May @ 6:57pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:24pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:38pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:53pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:03pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:17pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:38pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:36am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 9:26pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:36pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 12:29am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Apr @ 8:18pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:10pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:10pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:10pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:46pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:56pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:39pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:18pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:34pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:46pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:46pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:29pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:07am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:51pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:11pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:49pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:52pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:28am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:57pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:44am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:26pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:17pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:18pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 8:37pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:05pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:46am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:56pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 8:40pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 5:32pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 14 May @ 8:23pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 7:43pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Apr @ 5:49pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 May @ 8:23pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:03pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 7 May @ 6:22pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 14 May @ 10:40pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 10:22pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 12 May @ 6:46pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 19 May @ 7:03pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:46pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:48pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:48pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:52pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:30pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:24am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:29pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 8:48pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:57pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:20pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:11pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:27pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 9 May @ 10:44pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 16 May @ 5:49pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:36pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 9 May @ 10:44pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 7:29pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 9:27pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 7:06pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:11pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 12:29am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 May @ 5:29pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 May @ 7:49pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Apr @ 5:14pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:37pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 8:07pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:06am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:11pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 8 May @ 11:00pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 9 May @ 10:14pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 12 May @ 11:14pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 10:24pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:02pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 9:32pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:06pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 6:58pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:15pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 7:16pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 15 May @ 10:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 30 Apr @ 5:13pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 16 May @ 11:04pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 May @ 5:18pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 7:10pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:47pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:47pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 7 May @ 6:27pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 12 May @ 11:22pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:41pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:47pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:22pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:02pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:33pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:02pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:14am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 5:10pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:30pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 5:45pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:25pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:43pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:07pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:26pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:43pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:44pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:44pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:44pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 6:58pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:14pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:30pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:35pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 May @ 10:04pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 8 May @ 12:55am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 16 May @ 12:43am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 14 May @ 8:23pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:47pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:47pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:47pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:12pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:12pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:11pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:50pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:39pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 9:36pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 11:35pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:29pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:15pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 7 May @ 7:52pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:39pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:06pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 6:15pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 15 May @ 10:30pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:22pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:18pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:11pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 9:49pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 16 May @ 10:23pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:23pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 11:14pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 5:47pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 May @ 8:23pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 May @ 10:23pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:10pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:09pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:12pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:17pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:36pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:53pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:52pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:55pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:55pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:07pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:07pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:12pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:10am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:51pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:31pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:36pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 15 May @ 11:01pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 16 May @ 7:00pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:50pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:51pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:30pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:41pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:26pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:26pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:35pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:51pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:59pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:59pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May @ 11:57pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May @ 10:14pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 May @ 6:05pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 May @ 12:05am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:56pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:20pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:30pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:02pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:33pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:33pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:35pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:38pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:49pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 May @ 10:40pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 19 May @ 5:50pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:36pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:36pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:03pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:51pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 29 Apr @ 5:30pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:24am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 23 Jul @ 7:49pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 5:08pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 12 May @ 5:00pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:07pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:00pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 14 May @ 5:09pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:50pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:35pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:35pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:44pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:08pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:46pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:47pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:52pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:12pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:12pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:12pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:59pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:23pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:09pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:19pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:23pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:31pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:32pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:29pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:31pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:39pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:46pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:04pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:25am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 12:39am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:16pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:52am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 8 May @ 9:03pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 May @ 10:00pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:42pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:47pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:47pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:08pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:49pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:54pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:36pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:59pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:46pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:47pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:52pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:20pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:24pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:29pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:30pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:59pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:59pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:12pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:20pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:24pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:29pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:37pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:54pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:59pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:05pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:05pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:19pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:23pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:38pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:46pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:25pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:02pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:20am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 8 Aug @ 5:45am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 9:40am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:22am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:25am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:03pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:26pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:26pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:51pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:32pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:07pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:28pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:49pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:49pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 5:37pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:02pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 12 Sep @ 7:37pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:13pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:59pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:05pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:05pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:17pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:20pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:24pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:36pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:47pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:47pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:09pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:29pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:36pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:36pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:39pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 9 May @ 7:38pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 May @ 9:28pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:42pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:47pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:47pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:44pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:55pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:03pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:09pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:49pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:24pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:03pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:20pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 29 May @ 9:10pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:59pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 16 May @ 7:00pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:36pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:59pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:29pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:29pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:49pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:49pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:49pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:50pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:28pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:32pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:50pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:11pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:21am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:22am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:33pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:24am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:36pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:10am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:22am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:22am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:21am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:29am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:21am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 6 Sep @ 6:04pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:55pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:02pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:17pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:41pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:03pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 12:37am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 9:04pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:50pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:42pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:45pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:29pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:12pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:20pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:24pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:36pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:53pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:56pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:09pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:29pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:49pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:54pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:06am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:15am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 5:37pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:15am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:04pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:32pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:32pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:32pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:46pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:46pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:50pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:39pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:44pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:04pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:16pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:49pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:48am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 6:14pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 8:48pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:07pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:33pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:44pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:56pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:12pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:40pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:40pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:38pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:05am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 5:54pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:50pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:34pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:46pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:20pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:27pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Nov @ 8:05pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:47pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:45pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:06pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:02pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:50am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 12:06am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:43pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Jun @ 6:36pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Jun @ 9:21pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:52pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:08pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:45pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:46pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 6:15pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 6:15pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 6:15pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 12 May @ 11:14pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 23 Jul @ 6:06pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 25 Jul @ 9:41pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:10pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:47pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:06pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:35pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:46pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:59pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:20pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:47pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:07pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:03pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:21am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 5:21pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:57pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Jun @ 6:36pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:51pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:21pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:28pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 22 Oct @ 3:07pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:29pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:38pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:53pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:55pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:08pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:49pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:50pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:02am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:09am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:17am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:22am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 8:25pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 8:43pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:26pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:51pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:54pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:18am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 6:05pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:26pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:40am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:49pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 10:20pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:00pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Jul @ 8:30pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:18am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:07pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:49pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 6:31pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 12:39am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 8:11pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:13am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:33pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:13pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep @ 3:30am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 9 May @ 10:46pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 8 May @ 11:02pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 11:46pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:25am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 23 Jul @ 6:06pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:46pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:35pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:55pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:30pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:30pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:50pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:49pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:49pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 5:37pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 8:45pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 26 Jun @ 5:37pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:55pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:40am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:51pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:24pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:40pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:29am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:49pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:30pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:39pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:48pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:03pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:49pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:50pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:50am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 6:31pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 9:37pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 8:16pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:07pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:08pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 25 Jun @ 9:39pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Jun @ 12:51am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:54pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 23 Jul @ 8:59pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep @ 3:56am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 23 Jul @ 8:30pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:34pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:35pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Jun @ 6:41pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Jun @ 9:27pm