Errm wat tha sigma???

I regret to inform you that unfortunately I found that my "downstairs" region tends to slightly harden whenever I am in your vicinity, and I find myself unable to control my masculine urges to pounce on you. I apologize deeply, and I hope that we are able to reach an understanding.

i want to violently kiss you all over <3

Your message on my account really got me interested in talking to you. I think it was really brave what you did and I would not mind playing a bit of Terraria with you. I think it would be enjoyable to be friends with you... maybe more... ;)