Yesterday, I was at a café. I saw a pretty girl behind the counter, I was flattered. So I went ahead and asked for her number. She looked at me with a grin and said, are you sure about this? I said yes im sure! So she gave me her number and we texted until the evening. We decided to meet up and we started kissing. I touched her chest and lowered my arm. I was in shock. It turned out to be this guy... I was so embarresed. It turned out I am gay. :(

As i walked around the corner on a A long rush with a Russian comrade, i locked eyes with this man and before i knew it all three of us woke up hungover in a miami beach hotel, 2.43 a.m naked and without our llama. we

totally off probably a crackpot ( O ) ( O )

-rep hacker WH and aimlock