+ rep.
After a good game in cs2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I let it happen, cause that's what real homies do. Turns out he was gay. 5/5 Yelp would trust at sleepover again.

Walt Jr. in CS2? Bro’s BUILT DIFFERENT. Pulls up on Dust 2 and instantly deletes the enemy team with tap-tap Glock head shots. Mid-round, he bhops to mid doors, no-scope AWPs a guy, and types "ez" before the body drops. Everyone’s like, "Is this dude hacking?!" Nah, Walt Jr. is just HIM.

Then it happens—webcam flicks on mid-clutch. His cheeks? Smoother than a perfect AWP flick. Chat goes wild:

"Walt Jr., skincare routine pls!"
"Bro’s cheeks shining brighter than my future."
But Walt Jr. doesn’t reply—he’s locked in. 1v4 clutch with a deagle on eco round, and he one-taps everyone like he’s scripting IRL. Ends the match with a 30-bomb and an MVP, leaving the whole lobby stunned.

Walt Jr. isn’t just cracked; he’s a legend. Moral? If you see Walt Jr., just FF and moisturize.

-rep major queef wellington, Nikola Jokic is straight cheeks also

Michaeloxlong

-rep gets donged regularly, total jaheem, jayson tatum is booty cheeks also