FlabberBʟᴀꜱᴛᴇᴅ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴇʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏᴜᴘ ʀɪᴄᴇ >:3
 
 
Archfiend of Unfathomable Nihilism, Sinister Arbiter of Malevolent Eschatology, Abyssal Overlord of Pernicious Pandemonium, Unhallowed Sovereign of Interminable Torment (Silly trickster)

Not a furry if you happen to have thought of that with all those pop cats on my profile (someone did). I'm just your average everyday humble and kind war crimes enjoyer c:

Also not a Musedash fan despite the profile background. Its just the only background I found that matched the colour scheme of my profile theme.



======================= M I S C E L L A N E O U S =======================
✮ Jungle Inferno Contracts Completionist.

-dxlevel 81 +fps_max 50 always -hud_reloadscheme always -novid -nojoy -nosteamcontroller -reuse -nohltv -noipx X -precachefontchars -noquicktime +r_drawviewmodel 0 +net_graph 1 +mat_phong 0
Add -nod3d9ex -particles 1 if device is old

-novid -nojoy -nosteamcontroller -nohltv -particles 1 -precachefontchars -noquicktime

-screen-width 512 -screen-height 384
-screen-width 640 -screen-height 400
-screen-width 1920 -screen-height 1080
-record fix; stop
r_drawmodel 1
net_graph 1
tf_bot_quota ()
mp_friendlyfire 1
+hud_saytext_time 0 or 12
0 - Deactivate
12 - Activate
bind home " voicemenu 1 3; wait 95; load_itempreset 0;"
=========================== REMINDERS ================================

Record:
10r , 15r, 15r from GOC
32r from fish cake
6r from craft

Best names ive seen in multiplayer matches so far:
Sussybakanoob, DISPENSER DOWN!, Anomalous stripper, Soupcide-bomber, Soupreme Uberlord, Fetus Deletus, no opinions matter, Buff tf2 Mercs, Blue Waffles, Yootoober, GG (Gay Gayming), Compooter, Morgue ass enjoyer, (Let's bake, Jesse), Ancient Incestors, Accused of dying, Sex Offender, Sex Defender, Maiden Heave- China, Harry Pooter, Tsar Pootinum, Dr. Thrax gaming, boolet, Competitive Sex, Proud Komi-nist, Eldritch Fleshlight, Talibanned, Critical sh*t, Lend us your mother, (Give to me, your p*nis), (THIS IS, TEUFOOORT!), Copium Addiction, Heavily armed Chihuahua, Oxygen Allergy, Cat (cant giv a f*q), Roastology Graduate, God of Constipation, God of diarrhea, (Balls deep, throat is steady, sweat on forehead already), Bo'el o' wo'er, Wild discomfort, Pawn's Gambit, Dumass requiem, Sentry Busta, Who's Deez?, Sus Fring, u read dis u gae, demon under your bed, Grabbed by the balls, Your dad (no milk though), The 6 Infinity Gnomes, Tastes like industrial coolant, i love the smell of fear, Buffsuki, Soupcide squad, 3-legged fat bastard,
A step away to my funeral, Facts Evader, Ammo is stored on the balls, Gimme uhhhhh, That was not milk..., Mater Welon, Prepare thy anus, Emesis G L U E, Bozo's Bizarre Adventure, SET YOUR LIVER ABLAZE, Evict ur balls from reality, nay u gay, Who's Bocchi? Why she a rock?, Enchittenment, Stranger Thongs, Critus Deletus, Noobcrastination, Ping Crimson, Your Local Harmacy, Noobstate Cancer, The I.R.S, Eviction Pootice, 'Tis peak, Lacked Toes and Told her Aunt(Lactose Intolerant), Freshman of 7 years, Anal-ist, Keta-meme, Professional Racist (Nor car)
Favorite Game
207
Hours played
60
Achievements
𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙶𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃
Entry log 1: Damage Report
Date-Time| ??/??/?? - ??:??
5 Minutes After successful Flashpoint event

Location|
CAAD Damnation | Infiltrator Class
Cruising 6,000 meters above [Flatland Terrain]


Flashpoint Status: Successful
Adaption Procedures: Successful

DEMISE:
DamageReport |
Jump.Successful
Adaptation.Successful
Prepulsion_Systems.4/ 4 Online
Assault_Pods.2/ 6 Online


Assault_Force is reduced by more than half.
Damage indicates Flashpoint Jump debris alongside Adaption turbulence as the cause.
Technological weakness.
Allocate resources to improve navigation systems and propulsion control systems.
Do not engage large hostile forces.
Do not deploy on on a settlement larger than 200 meters in circumference of size
Locate naturally impenetrable and stable environment with weak intelligent life
Find isolated Humanoid settlement
TRINITY consultation not possible.

==============================================
Entry log 1-2: Flying Islands
Date-Time: ??/??/?? - ??:??
7 Hours since last Log Entry

Location|
CAAD Damnation | Infiltrator Class
Cruising 8,000 meters above [Flatland] Terrain
40km away from previous log entry location

DEMISE
[Evaluating…]
Multiple settlements consisting of humanoid life detected
Settlements do not meet requirements


Status update
Sonar systems have detected a large floating landmass North of the CAAD Damnation
Landmass does not have supporting features that would prevent it from falling to the ground
Unknown magical field surrounds the landmass, high concentration in the large visible crystal beneath.
Upper surface has thriving forested ecosystem
Landmass is hovering via unknown method, presumably magical in nature
Landmass comparable to [Floating Island]


No observation waves detected
No electronic waves detected
Humanoid life detected
Humanoid Settlement detected
Humanoid settlement size acceptable
Humanoid Settlement is isolated


Deployment requirements met
Executing Deployment Procedures
Glory to our Lady in Exile



Special Log 1.0:
DEMISE
Decisions Efficiency for Military Integration and Strategic Execution or commonly termed as DEMISE for short is the division in the trinity that specializes in offensive operations and military adaptation to “Foreign Elements.”
Featured Artwork Showcase
Done for... Shouldnt have scrolled down...
Recent Activity
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last played on 24 Feb
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Ginusai 17 Jan @ 3:59am 
surviving a whole new year! :cuphead:
bread (harmless, mostly...) 14 Jan @ 4:22pm 
ty for hat
Haaugh!? | 2D-36 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:54pm 
Description so funny it brought me to my knees! 😭
AlySia 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:09am 
Merry Christmas everyone!! :stardrop: :stardrop:
Sandvich 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:39pm 
+rep cool guy, met him in a tf2 jump academy, and he helped me a lot. Now I can say with surety that I am a better player because of him, and I am a certified demo main.
FlabberBʟᴀꜱᴛᴇᴅ 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:53pm 
You have to defeat other steam users in a duel. If they lose you get all their xp and their account gets deleted. :msfortune: