**OP LISTEN TO ME.**

You need to leave the area **IMMEDIATELY!** I don't care if you're five miles away -- you need to get at least FIFTEEN miles away ***RIGHT THIS SECOND*** if you EVER want to see your friends and family again!!

THAT is an **M7028 WWII Ally-used proto-ioic disinfractionment combustion cylinder, serial number 1944092161,** and it can blow a hole the size of your sphincter straight through a brass birdcage!

You need to call a SWAT team, the CIA, MI6, KGB, MBLA and NAACP as *soon* as humanly possible! You should be dialing RIGHT NOW. It's likely that even THEY won't be able to do anything, so you need to phone your governor or mayor or WHOEVER and **evacuate your WHOLE** ***♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOWN!!!*** QUICK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

edit: op u ok lol? you haven't commented in a while

It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide. I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx; and I knuckle ♥♥♥♥ them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt ♥♥♥♥ so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass ♥♥♥♥♥ like icy hot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I've never changed my character, ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo poo on my peter, and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥ from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!

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