Горелый's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 4:43am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:48am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 4:33am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 7:04am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 10:33pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 4:33am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:17am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 8:08am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:52am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 9:38am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:56am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:08am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:52am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:18am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 5:20am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 4:33am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:28am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:05am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:50am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 2:57am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:46am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:24am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:53am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 3:01am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:10am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:38pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:21am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:51am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

29 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

15 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

1 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30