hello
My name is Abbas al Ja’far the 25th, u can call me Abbas tho.

bc my mom (Shakira) and my dad (Abbas al Ja’far the 24th) didn't liked my dream of becoming a ubisoft cleaning lady, they dumped me
Eddy Smurphy (the almighty centurion main) found me and saved me, I became his housekeeper
He swore to me that he will help me to accomplish my big dream
he pays me 5 r6 credits per day

Vallahi ubisoft bless his soul