It's where you'll always find me
If you're walking right behind me
Where is it? Please remind me
Oh yeah
Under my rock
Under my rock
Here's the bed that I lie in
Laugh and sigh and cry in
Or eat a piece of pie in
Under my rock
Under my rock
It's cold and hard and kind of gray (under my rock)
It's the only place I'll ever stay (under my rock)
Got snacks and a free telephone
In this stone that I call home
Let's rock!
I got a welcome mat and dirty socks (under my rock)
A sink, a table and a secret box (under my rock)
Myself and me can be alone
In the stone that I call home
Oh yeah
That's the chair, I sometimes doze on
The hanky I blow my nose on

Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the Oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the Oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man

Gary, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone
Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, can't you see I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a pet, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget
Come back 'cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading
My latest three-word poem
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home), ah
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, won't you come home?

I thought I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it all sky high
And now, she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I, ripped my pants
When Big Larry came round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
I know, I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns
Now, I learned a lesson, I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants

I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)
We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober
(Rock)
Put your toys away
Well, then I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say, no way
(No way)
No, no, no, no way
I'm a kid, you say
When you say I'm a kid I say, say it again
And then I say thanks
(Thanks)
Thank you very much
So if you thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try
The kid inside will set you free
I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)
We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober, yeah

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