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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:12pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 12:31pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:41am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 9:23am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 4:41am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 2:15am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:11am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 4:57am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 7:14am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 8:20am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:25am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:28am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 3:02am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:13pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:17am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:59am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:09am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:40am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 10:45am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 8:10am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:58am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:58pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:54am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 12:12pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:15am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:17am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:01am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:34am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 2:50pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:41am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 10:06am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?