High heels are a device invented by a woman who was tired of being kissed
on the forehead.
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Weinberg, as a young grocery clerk, advised the grocery manager to get
rid of rutabagas which nobody ever bought. He did so. "Well, kid, that
was a great idea," said the manager. Then he paused and asked the killer
question, "NOW what's the least popular vegetable?"

Law: Once you eliminate your #1 problem, #2 gets a promotion.
-- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"
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Mal: "I ain't gonna kill you. Hell, I'm gonna grant your greatest wish.
I'm gonna show you a world without sin."
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"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static
cling."
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Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening.
Or what, for that matter.

Out here in amish smokin big doinks in amish