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♥♥♥♥ goblins

If you like saying "♥♥♥♥♥" , hearing "hello ♥♥♥♥♥♥" , "♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥" , "adopted molested child" , "hello i smoke cocaine" , "i have children in my basement" , *clash royale music intensifies* *random kid enters in a match and called a minimum of 1000 swears and threats* *moaning from 37 year old adult gets louder and louder* *trash microphone destroying the sound barrier* *russian man get angrier than ever to a guy who plays this game for fun* *gambling and seeing people get ♥♥♥♥* *people who throw their table around the room for getting kicked out because it was a clutch or kick situation* *random usernames profile pictures and profiles are getting weirder and weirder* WELCOME TO CSGO MY BROTHER! Here we like doing the most random ♥♥♥♥ BUT winning the match.We sure have good skins but we need the skill.Once i heard some specimen people ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the middle of the match and like I said ANYTHING BUT WIN THE MATCH.People who unbox cases are doing it just for fun or thats their job . Lets talk about the kids in this game who have schizofrenia , lung cancer , no heartbeat , ADHD , brain cancer , eye cancer , malaria , anything and everything .In the average match of competitive you will see 3 guys swearing to eachother in the chat somebody being gay , wanting big ♥♥♥♥ , somebody who wants to sell crack somebody who actualy wants to win the match , and someone who just doesnt know what to do in life .If you like people who are nice , respectful , donating to the church then dont EVER EVER EVER CHECK OUT THIS GAME you will get the next dieseases:
-Lets start with cancer there are lots of cancer types and i will be naming just a few of them (Brain cancer Lung cancer Eye cancer Liver cancer Heart cancer Teeth cancer ♥♥♥♥ cancer Hair cancer Ear cancer Nose cancer Finger cancer Body cancer Skin cancer Kidney cancer Toenail cancer Finger cancer Elbow cancer Pancreas cancer Ballsack cancer Fingernail cancer Nail cancer Knee cancer Back cancer Throat cancer Neck cancer Regular cancer Cancer of cancer Lip cancer Mouth cancer Mucus cancer Saliva cancer Stomach cancer Intrusive thoughts cancer Neuron cancer Atom cancer Tongue cancer Cheek cancer Ass cancer ♥♥♥♥ cancer ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer Bone cancer Anal cancer) I think they are enough but there are more cancer types
· Acne
· AIDS
· Allergies
· Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)
· Alzheimer's disease
· Anal abscesses
· Anal Cancer
· Anal Itching
· Anal Tear
· Anxiety disorders
· Arthritis
· Asthma
· Astigmatism
· Autism
· Autoimmune diseases
· Auto-Brewert syndrome
· Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
· Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
· Asbestosis
· Bad breath
· Bacterial vaginosis
· Benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· Bipolar disorder
· Body odors
· Bone cancer
· Bone placement disorder
· Bowel cancer
· Bloating
· Brain cancer
· Brain damage
· Brain tumours
· Bronchitis
· Breast cancer
· Candidacies
· Cataracts
· Carpel tunnel syndrome
· Changes in bowel movements
· Celiac disease
· Cervical cancer
· Chest infection
· Chest pain
· Chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· Chronic illness
· Cold sores
· Colon cancer
· Coma
· Congenital Insensitivity to Pain
· Conjunctivitis
· Constipation
· Common cold
· COPD
· Cough
· Crippling depression
· Crohn's disease
· Corona Virus
· Cystic fibrosis
· Dehydration
· Dementia
· Dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Dry mouth
· Earache
· eating disorders
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· Epilepsy
· Erectile dysfunction
· eye cancer
· eye disorders
· Fatigue
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· Foreign Accent Syndrome
· Farting
· flu
· food poisoning
· Fungal nail infection
· Gallbladder cancer
· Gallstones
· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Gum disease
· Graves' disease
· hallucinations
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· hay fever
· Hearing loss
· hepatitis A, B, C, D and E
· herpes
· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· Human Werewolf Syndrome
· Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
· HPV
· hypertension
· Immediate bowel syndrome
· Indigestion
· Ingrown toenail
· Itching
· Itchy bottom
· Joint abnormalities
· Kidney cancer
· Kidney infection
· Kidney stones
· Leg cramps
· Liver cancer
· Liver disease
· Lung cancer
· Measles
· Mesothelioma
· Mouth cancer
· Nasal and sinus cancer
· Nosebleed
· Obesity
· Osteoporosis
· Old man syndrome
· Pancreatic cancer
· Panic disorder
· Parkinson's disease
· Personality disorder
· Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
· Prostate cancer
· Radiation poisoning
· Reactive arthritis
· Restless legs syndrome
· Walking Corpse Syndrome
· Shingles
· Shortness of breath
· Skin cancer
· Sore throat
· Sugar cravings
· Sunburn
· Stiff Person Syndrome
· Stoneman Syndrome
· Stomach cancer
· Stroke
· Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
· toenail fungus
· Tuberculosis
· T-posing syndrome
· Urinary track infection
· Vomit disorder
· Whooping cough
· Yellow fever
· Yeast Infection
Now let me tell you a true story based on real actions:
It was a beautiful summer day , I entered with a friend on csgo . We joined the party and we started matchmaking thinking it was a normal match. When the match was founded we accepted it we entered the server the game gave us the rolls of Terrorists.When the match started 5 CT were behind us with big black guns .We didnt have any guns ,we were homeless and black.They called us racial slurs.They started to hurt us and called us the N-word ,they told us we were they slaves .They told us to go to the sugar cane farm.We didnt know anything.They threatened us , so we go to the sugar cane farm. We all had a mark in the form of a ♥♥♥♥.When we arrived at the farm we had many other black molested hungry poor homeless ♥♥♥♥♥ slaves.Some were dead and others were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the sugar cane.2 CT were watching us so started working they also said we need to call them masters or they will kill us so we got to work.After 69 days nonstop of working one CT called us in castle of the Counter Terrorist .They said we were the hardest working slaves.They wanted to promote us to a officer slave which gave you the ability to have clothes and water.Back then when we were simple slaves we used to drink pee and eat earth and occasionaly we ate ♥♥♥♥ because we would mistake it for dirt.Back to the new times they gave us clothes and water.We were the only alive slave officers.So we started working very hard now wearing clothes it was easier and water was much better than pee.After 169 days of working we almost didnt have skin .They called us again in the castle of Counter Terrorist.They told us again we were promoted.So we say:Masters What rank do we have? They say :Dear black homeless poo ♥♥♥♥ idiots ♥♥♥♥♥♥ slaves you now have the Pass royale diamond premium slave officer which gives you the option to eat raw rats and expired ♥♥♥♥ .We accepted it so we started working again very hard after 6969 days of hard work they again called us in the castle of Counter Terrorist.We go there with a lot of questions we didnt know what will happen .The supreme CT met us so we say : Hello there you master supreme magesty , what do you want from us ?
He said: Dear idiot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ black ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eating raw rats and expired ♥♥♥♥ slaves.No one has come this far you have been a too good slave so now we want to release you.We were amazed and didnt believe it but it was actually true.We were really free to go so we get out the castle of Counter Terrorists and the sugar cane farm and we finally could run away.We ended up sleeping near a lake on a field.When we woke up a group of 69 Counter Terrorists had come to us.They said:YOU THERE! HOW DID YOU ESCAPE THE COTTON FARM?!!!
They take us to the cotton farm and say:YOU ARE TOO DANGEROUS SLAVES! SO WE NEED TO KILL YOU IN FRONT OF EVERY SLAVE ON THE COTTON FARM AND COUNTER TERRORISTS.They take us to the podium, 2 people with axes everyone saw us being executed. In the real life we ended up jobless homeless thirsty molested skinny with no a family or life.We couldnt move or breathe. GGWP.