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When i woke up i was in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I managed to crawl out of his mothers basement
I found the front door, syskey put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He dashed into the air and fell straight into the floor cracking it.
Syskey started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.