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My rage this evening is aimed at all you beta people who are sitting around watching two random footballing nations that you have no connection to on telly.

I'm out earning big dosh on a surveillance mission like the alpha male I truly am, surviving only on what I've got in this patrol pack plus any wildlife I choose to swiftly unalive.

You beta cucks don't seem to want to accept the fact I'm an expert in guerrilla warfare.

I'm man who's the best, both with weapons and with my bare hands. I've been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land and to eat things that would make a Billy goat puke.

In various locations around the world I can't name for both OPSEC and PERSEC reasons my job is to dispose of hostile personnel. To win by attrition.

Enjoy your beta existences whilst all the women in this group continue to slide into my DMs.

STOP WITH THE STEREOTYPES!!!!!!!
STOP WITH THE STEREOTYPES!!!!!!! SO YOU THINK IM A KANGAROO JUST FOR LIVING IN AUSTRALIA HUH YOU CAN GO AND YEEHAA ALL YOU WANT YOU NASTY MEAN AMERICAN COWBOYS I BET YOU HAVE FUN IN THE SCHOOL OF STRICT TEACHERS WHERE THEY WATCH YOUR INTERNET MOVES ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS BECAUSE HERE IN AUSTRALIA WE DONT RIDE KANGAROOS WERE JUST LIKE U GUYS UNITED UNDER ONE GOD!!!!!!!!!

Skibbidy toilet turns me on
"Skibiti Toilet" is a sensational series, earning a perfect 10/10 rating. Its innovative storytelling, lively characters, and unpredictable plotlines keep me eagerly anticipating each episode in a weird way 👉🏿👈🏿. The series strikes a balance between suspense, humour, and drama, delivering an electrifying viewing experience with outstanding cinematography and engaging dialogues. It pushes boundaries, making it an exhilarating and exceptional show for all audiences. It turns me on when I am lonely and keeps me distracted from my father beating my mother. The first ep is a banger btw. I am sevearly hurrased by my step brother too in weird ways so this series really does help fr fr, on god, no cap, fax 💯, 🔥.

Femtanyl has ruined my life
Femtanyl has taken over my life ;-;

I listen to femtanyl 24/47, I know the lyrics by heart to all of her songs, I have more drawings of femtanyl (token) then some of my own characters, I (jokingly) say I pray to femtanyl every night, I talk about femtanyl in situations that don't need it, I say "femtanyl femtanyl femtanyl" over and over again unironically and I force other people to listen to her music. Am I going too far??