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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 1:30

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 23:08

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 1:55

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 3:23

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 10:34

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 11:18

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 23:33

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Откл. на 25 апр. в 12:33

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Откл. на 25 апр. в 13:26

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Откл. на 26 апр. в 9:27

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Откл. на 25 апр. в 12:29

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Откл. на 26 апр. в 10:51

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Откл. на 25 апр. в 12:33

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 23:06

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 10:28

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Откл. на 25 апр. в 12:46

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 3:23

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Откл. на 23 септ. 2023 в 1:53

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Откл. на 26 апр. в 10:43

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Откл. на 25 апр. в 12:26

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Откл. на 26 апр. в 10:42

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Откл. на 23 апр. в 2:12

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Откл. на 23 септ. 2023 в 2:00

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 22:52

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 10:25

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 1:42

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 10:38

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 10:26

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 11:16

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 2:04

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Откл. на 20 септ. 2023 в 10:36

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Откл. на 25 апр. в 12:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Откл. на 26 апр. в 1:24



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
3 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
13 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
11 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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