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38 of 76 (50%) achievements earned:
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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 10:51am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 8:52am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 11:10am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:57am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 7:24am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 7:03am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 10:42am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 12:45pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:23am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 8:52am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 7:18am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 8:46am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 8:08am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 7:50am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:05am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:23pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:11am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:10am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 11:25am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:41am

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:54am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:23pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:33am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 3:09am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:23am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!